nipplebutt:

every fuckign status this girl posts is from tumblr

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like omg so original 

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oh my fUCK

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just ugh

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fucking hell

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THIS ONE WAS MINE!!!!

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please reblog this because i want her to fucking find it shes here somewhere 

May 18, 2013 at 2 pm
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

meowremix:
So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

I DO THIS ON ADAILY BASIS

sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

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I THINK YES

lovingremixed:

ohjeyarh:

please tell me that’s what you see in the silhouette too

of-hobbits-and-men:

deathbedscene:

mycutefriendsweetprincess:

my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

#i didn’t know i wanted this until now

“your skin is pale white and ice cold”

“bitch I’m black what are you on”

sirashtonirwin:

deadfelinesociety:

there is nothing romantic about

  • not knowing you’re beautiful 
  • loving someone until they learn to love themselves

please stop romanticizing low self esteem.

it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem

it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait. 

#hey #hey EVERY BOY BAND EVER


 

jesuschristvevo:

my mom thinks my life isnt very busy but she doesnt understand that i have to read books watch shows and listen to music all while running a blog

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

May 18, 2013 at 1 pm
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awesomephilia:

My life since joining tumblr

anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

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